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Q.  Ghandi walked barefoot his whole life, which created awful calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him frail. And, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what?

A.  A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!


Q: What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A: A small medium at large.


Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?  

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Who said puns are the lowest form of humor?

The second one you posted reminded me of one I heard years ago. A man saw a psychic who had one of those personalities where she was always smiling. He walked up to her and slapped her. When asked why he did it he replied, "I have always wanted to strike a happy medium."


*grinning*

Yep~~ GOOD STUFF!!!
Owowowowowowowowowwwwwwww.


Yes Ma'am!! Indeed! ; P